Saturday, February 28, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Monday, February 23, 2009

Heart attack in a can

If heart attacks were sold, this is what its cans would look like.


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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Dead baby joke

What's funnier than a dead baby?
- A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Granny's Letter


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Abraham Lincoln smoked pot

Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica. - Abraham Lincoln
— (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Cocaine 1885


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Cocaine 1885


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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Satan, Lend Me A Dollar

Here is "Satan, Lend Me A Dollar" performed by Hill Of Beans.
This is a f*cking hilarious song and video!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Tim Jackson drum solo

Tim Jackson performs an amazing drum solo!


Music From Sand

This is one of the most amazing things I've seen lately, check out this video "Music From Sand" by Diego Stocco.



It's truly amazing!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Usage of my Cell Phone



So true.

Getting married in Africa!


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Anna-Bell, Anna-Lena and Mika at the police post at the main railway station in Hanover, central Germany, after being caught heading for the airport so Anna-Bell and Mika could 'get married in Africa'. Photograph: /AFP/Getty Images


It is a dream that has been shared by lovers across the centuries – the chance to elope to exotic lands. But few would have been as bold and spontaneous as six-year-old Mika and his five-year-old sweetheart Anna-Bell who, after mulling over their options in secret, packed their suitcases on New Year's Eve and set off from the German city of Hanover to tie the knot under the heat of the African sun.

The children left their homes at dawn while their unwitting parents were apparently sleeping, and took along Mika's seven-year-old sister, Anna-Lena, as a witness to the wedding.

Donning sunglasses, swimming armbands and dragging a pink blow-up lilo and suitcases on wheels packed with summer clothes, cuddly toys and a few provisions, they walked a kilometre up the road, boarded a tram to Hanover train station and got as far as the express train that would take them to the airport before a suspicious station guard alerted police.

"What struck us was that the little ones were completely on their own and that they had lots of swimming gear with them," said Holger Jureczko, a police spokesman. He described Mika and Anna-Bell as "sweethearts" who had "decided to get married in Africa where it is warm, taking with them as a witness Mika's sister".

Anna-Bell told the German television station RTL: "We wanted to get married and so we just thought: 'Let's go there.' "

Mika said: "We wanted to take the train to the airport, then we wanted to get on a plane and when we arrived we wanted to unpack the summer things and then we wanted to go for a bit of a stroll in the sun."

Mika and Anna-Lena's mother, who was not identified, said she had known nothing of her children's plan. "I'm still in a state of shock. I thought 'I'm playing a part in a bad movie.' When we realised the kids were missing we went looking for them." But only when the police called did they realise what had happened.

Asked why they failed to let their parents know, the children said they thought they would not be gone for long.

Mika told police he instigated the plan having been inspired by a winter holiday with his family in Italy. "Based on this the children began to make plans for the future," Jureczko said.

To allay their disappointment at being caught, Hanover police gave them a tour of the police headquarters. Jureczko said: "They'll have the chance to put their plan into action at a later date".

Sources: Guadrian.co.uk & ABC.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Satan's Way



Beware!

Checkers

This is a clip from the movie "Bad Santa", one of the funniest movies I've ever seen!



"Bad Santa" on IMDB.

Monday, February 09, 2009

Alice VS The Matrix

Alice Versus The Matrix (2004) by Ken Wong.


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Sunday, February 08, 2009

Desert Breath



The "Desert Breath" is a work of art created by Greek artist Danae Stratou and the DAST art team in the mid 90's.



You can read a neat article and see some more photographs right here.

I've also tracked it's coordinates on Google Earth, here they are so you can look at it yourself:
27°22'49.43"N, 33°37'55.87"E

Saturday, February 07, 2009

There's so much about this picture...

I don't even know where to begin with:



What was the first thing you noticed about this picture?